Another Fashion Strikeout!

 

Tried out some new clothes at work today. After losing so much weight I can now fit them, in fact my skinny pants that I was waiting to try out are now too big lol. Turns out, that might not be a bad thing… Thought I looked decent in the clothes for a change, but just when I think I’m doing well someone at works walks up and makes a shitty comment about what I’m wearing and being from a farm or something.

Guess it is back to the fat baggy clothes until I can figure out how to dress myself and will just have to write off the $600 I spent on all that. People can be cock suckers sometimes!

Question; Boxers or Briefs, Ladies?

Which do you prefer on men, and could you explain why? What color is most attractive for them to you? I prefer briefs, I don’t like frank and beans creep and would rather have everything all neat and tidy. From what I hear though, nobody ever finds them attractive so I may have to get use to the boxers sooner rather than later.

Please let me know!

Why Wont Girls Sit Next To Me On Public Transport?

I’ve only been using public transport for about half of a year now, but only one thing seems to be consistent; Women think I have ebola. Lol, what, you thought I was going to say the trains run on time? Not a chance.

Granted, I am not the most attractive guy on the planet, I’m big and thick but I only take up one seat in the end. I am pretty sure I don’t actually suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome, and I’m %100 sure I don’t actually have ebola, so what gives? I do cross my arms, but that is just how I can sit so that I am comfortable. I don’t dress overly well, or hipster/cool whatever, just a polo and jeans.

Is it:

A: Security. Girls don’t sit next to guys on public transport.

B: Uninterested. I need to do something to attract attention and make them think; oh he is worth sitting next to.

C: Build a Bridge. Get over it, it doesn’t mean anything!

What Is Up? Nothing!

Where Is The Love?

I don’t know if I have any regular readers or not, I’d be pretty surprised if I did lol. But if I do and you are out there, I’m not dead or anything, just nothing is happening! Seemingly back to my overly boring self. I’m still not making much contact with the South American after our night out together, or in together I suppose I should say. The Receptionist was promoted quickly because not only is she gorgeous, she is incredibly on the ball and smart, so I don’t get to see her any longer at all.

I suppose the only person I’ve talked about on here I am still really in contact with is The Inger, yes, the Romanian Webcamera Model! Since I am THAT boring, I am up working most nights till around 2am which is right in her work hours, so we chat. It is an interesting interaction I have with her, I should probably write more about it, I’m just afraid of confirming your presumptions on how ridiculous I really am 🙂

I guess the only thing that has stuck with me is my diet and desire to get healthy. I haven’t had meat in weeks, eating very healthy and losing some weight. Not as much as I’d like as the Dr has still banned me from workouts. That is ending very soon though, and I will soon be hitting up two personal trainers; one for just myself, one on one. Two, an hour session with a work group(hopefully The Receptionist goes!!) once a week. I suspect within the next 10 days I’ll be on top of both, not a pun!

Yeah, other than that, I didn’t have anywhere to go or anything to do on the 31st and that theme continues on. Still hung up on my self image and style, think I need to focus on those a bit more than I have been!

 

Men’s Fashion – Clearly A Joke?

Hello Ladies! Fancy Men Dressed Like Grown Toddlers?

So it has been about a week since my last post here. Guess I needed a bit of time off to re-evaluate some of my issues, I think it is just a time thing. I’ve not yet been well enough to really get into a full time fitness routine so I’m still a chubby little bastard, so I’ve still not been able to build any self respect, so I am attaching that to my inability or unwillingness to meet anyone.

To Be, Or Not To Be?

It is reasonable for me to expect that some people out there that may read this, take fashion a bit more seriously than I do. I am the first person to admit that I can’t really dress myself well, and I do want to work on that. That said I’ll apologize first because I’ll offend you with my unfashionable ways and mindset I am sure 🙂

So firstly, I look towards the internet. It is easy, I dont need to pay anyone, and I can do it any time and any place. But the things which come out of the search results scare the fracking crap out of me. I will post in a few pictures, like the one above, from some of the more popular places which tell men how to dress now days. Needless to say, I do not agree, and I don’t know what these people are thinking!

Don’t Forget The Socks

This has me pretty confused, myself when I walk down the street and see dudes dressed like this I do think to myself that it is a bit, juvenile, I think the best term might be. I wouldn’t even consider myself that old being in my 30s. Maybe I am wrong.

Or maybe this is just the fashionista’s running away with and taking over fashion advice on the internet! I couldn’t dress like this and not look in the mirror and laugh at myself! Not only that, but being a big broad man type body which is admittedly not well looked after at the moment, none of this would look right on me at all to put it mildly.

Would love to know what I’m suppose to be doing and where I’m suppose to be shopping once I lose a bit of weight. Feeling good and thinking I look good would go a long ways to curbing some of my issues and get me out to meet new people! But do I really have to dress like that!

Why not like this guy here!:

I Need Advice On Hair Style

 

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho, now I have a hair problem. Actually, my hair-line has been troubled since a very young age so I suppose it is weak genes. When talking about my hair, think Bruce Willis; Die Hard as depicted in the image. Little bit in the middle, but taking the plunge inward on the sides.

I feel too embarrassed to walk into any place that does hair for more than $18 and tell them; I’m a slob, can you make this hair sexy? Does the more money a man spends on his hair result in better results when the template is as bad as mine is? Would the answer just be; get in shape, dress nice, and shave it like Willis?

Do let me know what the hell to do!